This is the deadbolt on my front door. It’s been broken for the last 4 years. I just fixed it.
SORRY, CRIMINALS.
I bet it’s still broken and you’re only *pretending* that you fixed it; you’re just announcing that you did so that we *think* it’s fixed and won’t try to break in, just like how some people put The Club on their steering wheel but don’t bother locking it.
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winkchin reblogged this from gorillasushi and added:
bet it’s still broken and you’re only *pretending* that you fixed it; you’re...announcing...
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doublejack said:
Curses! Foiled again!
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pocketcontents said:
THE DEADBOLT WAS BROKEN????
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chronically-awesome said:
Uh, you live in Aurora. Are there even any criminals out there? Burglarizing cows? Assault by Raccoon, maybe?
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