tj:
I (sometimes) consider myself a fairly religious person, but when I saw this sign the first thing that came to mind was, “OH HELL NO. You know, there are some things you really need a damn scientist for.”
Oh, c’mon. You know you need Divine Guidance when building. It’s only by Jesus’ words that we know you should build on Rock. Scientists will tell you to build on sand! And not any sand—they’ll tell you to build on *shifting* sand.
What do you mean “No scientists has ever said that.”?? I *know* they’ve said that—the Bible says that they say that!
